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Poor Dot. She really must be the soundest sleeper ever, not to hear the underwear shouting insulting remarks as they lounge on the bed. Seriously, if your dirty clothes were holding a confab at the end of the bed, don't you think you'd hear them?
Or better still, wouldn't you have put them in the hamper? That's where Dot should have put them all. And slammed the lid shut, too. Well, why aren't they in there? Why isn't she washing them, anyway? Ugh. I don't even want to know. This ad is a strange combination of enigmatic weirdness and TMI.
Maybe if you use a big dollop of Lux in the next load of wash, it will shut them up. Probably not. There'll be something else they don't like about you. The runs you're always getting in your stockings. The way you laugh at jokes they think are really corny. And those skirts you wear - oh, they are going to tell everyone what cheap fabric they're made out of. Yes, they are.
With underwear like this, who needs enemies?