Saturday, March 20, 2010
The Pull'N Clean Queen
1. Put on plaid vintage dress and gold plastic crown.
2. Make sure I have a pink oven. If not, order one! I can give orders, I am the Queen:
Fetch me a pink oven at once, minions! Better redo the whole kitchen in pink, while you're at it. And make it snappy, I have some regal poses to strike!
Yes, Your Majesty, coming right up.
Oh, and also I'd like a cappuccino and some Crown Jewels as long as you're going out. I like amethysts and pink diamonds, don't forget.
3. Once that's all been sorted out, I will pull out the Pull Out Thingie on the oven, raise my sponge and smile.
That's it, that's all you've got to do.
[From Vintage Ad Browser.]
Next time, I'm going to make fun of an album cover, I think. Or a postcard. Why should advertisements have all the fun?