1. Put on plaid vintage dress and gold plastic crown.
2. Make sure I have a pink oven. If not, order one! I can give orders, I am the Queen:
Fetch me a pink oven at once, minions! Better redo the whole kitchen in pink, while you're at it. And make it snappy, I have some regal poses to strike!
Yes, Your Majesty, coming right up.
Oh, and also I'd like a cappuccino and some Crown Jewels as long as you're going out. I like amethysts and pink diamonds, don't forget.
3. Once that's all been sorted out, I will pull out the Pull Out Thingie on the oven, raise my sponge and smile.
That's it, that's all you've got to do.
[From Vintage Ad Browser.]
Next time, I'm going to make fun of an album cover, I think. Or a postcard. Why should advertisements have all the fun?
9 comments:
Holy crap, I want me one of those sparkly pink ovens!! (I already have the crown covered.) LOL!
The woman wearing high-heels in the corner right photo cracks me up! - G
Hmm. Call me crazy but I imagine MOST queens don't even know where their kitchens are, let alone setting foot in them.
Indeed it will be so much easier to scour the crap if you stick your head in through the top instead of through the front.
Mechanical? One more thing to go wrong.
Oh, it's a sponge? I thought it was a yellow dildo.
I always wear a crown when I clean my kitchen. It just feels right.
KiKi - So do I!
Georgina - And she looks so happy, too!
Tori - I wish I didn't have to know.
vanilla - Plus it won't mess up your lovely hairdo that way.
BadBandPhotos - That will never do, this is the 60s you know.
Mimi - It does help a little, yes.
Now I'm wondering how many times Betty Windsor (QE2) has cleaned an oven?
Bill - Betty has not yet had the pleasure, I believe. And if she did, she would not be amused.
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