"Let's give Daddy the red one! It'll be great, 'cause it's five times as big as his head! He sure is going to enjoy shaving with it!
"And then can we get the other three colors and hang them on the tree. Pleeese? They're only $29.50 each and Schick is First with Colors For Men! So he will probably want all the other colors too. Come on Mom, he will love it. We can even call it our Schickmas tree! Get it, Schickmas? Huh?
"And then...can I please get a pair of pants?"
Bigger version here (I even remembered to make it public on Flickr, hurrah!). From Life, December 3, 1956.