Lady, you know, you probably just need to get out more. I know what it's like - getting into the same routine day after day (tell me about it!) and - you know - doing the same things, going to the same places.
But when you start cuddling the soap suds, it's probably time to take a little vacation.
These are ordinary soap suds, you see. Not "beauty lather." Not divine, not super. Not new.
Not like "washing with spring rain." Rain is not soapy (if it is, you may want to consider a water filter). And if it rinses thoroughly, that really shouldn't be a surprise. This is what soap does. You lather up, you scrub a little, you rinse. The end.
Super-creamed, super-lovely, super-loopy. Just put the soap suds down, dear, and go lie down. We understand. Everyone has days like this. Only - we don't all start playing with bars of soap.
[This charmingly wacky 1948 ad is from Ad Access.]