Well, Mike - you certainly won't be making any meaningful connections with people once you start using this wireless nightmare.
As for hookups - uh uh, not gonna happen.
That's because you'll be walking around everywhere - parties, the office, campsites, the movie theater - and, as they say, "your voice comes booming through." Won't that be swell!
Ultra-Mike is not a toy- it's a rugged, scientifically engineered transmitter in mike form that gives high fidelity - performance.
They hesitated there, didn't they? They're not sure if it's a performance or - something else...Noise pollution? Civil disobedience? Violation of municipal by-law? You be the judge!
This has got to be the final, frightening endpoint of fun-with-microphones ads, doesn't it? Ultra-Mike was the Godzilla of proto-karaoke. There couldn't have been anything more mobile, more obnoxious - could there?
Advertisement from 1948. For a review of the increasingly menacing microphones, please see:
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