If you are an amateur man, you can change that in a hurry. You can learn to be expert in the Ways of Guys.
Plus you can become the Sam Spade of your social circle. That too.
Men are urgently needed to interview women sitting up in bed, simpering. What sort of accident would this be? One waiting to happen, no doubt. That guy in the picture isn't even taking any notes. Maybe he's sketching her. Or doodling. I don't know what's going on here, but it isn't professional and it certainly isn't any kind of investigation.
But the FREE book will reveal all: the highly inflated projected income, the empty promises of a company car and expense account. And you don't really need to study much or leave your house to get all this, either. You could just have a nice nap in the Barcalounger while you train for this high-powered new career. I guess your cat could do it, too. Maybe you two could team up and become cartoon detectives.
A classic scam ad with more trimmings than a turkey dinner from a 1964 Startling Detective. Your first case is to find the identity of the big turkey in the dinner. First try searching the mirror over by the Barcalounger.