All happy families are alike
It says in Anna Karenina;
I guess that means they all must use
This effervescent enema:
Bold Eno synthesizing fruit
So brazenly with salt!
Some people think it strange and gross
And turn instead to malt.
This Eno might be Brian, then:
For here's the same reliance
On text and image weird and odd,
Before and After Science -
O music critics gather round
And see the tense grow placid!
For Brian's cured their GI tracts
With magical antacid!
And nothing will alarm this bunch,
Not protein, carb or fat;
They'll feast on roast behemoth now,
And end with King's Lead Hat.
[Another ad straight from the basement floor joists, from 1950. I really like this Eno's ad - and I really like Brian Eno...I thought about writing a parody of "King's Lead Hat" but I'll save that for another time. He wrote some other parody-worthy, and catchy, songs, too.]