OK, it's time to step away from the Raisin Bran. Just put those boxes down and - just find something else to eat or to do. Take some deep cleansing breaths maybe. Relax a little.
There must be some secret ingredient that makes Skinner's Raisin Bran unlike any other! Any ideas as to what that might be? Girlfriend looks like she's been awake and wired for a week. Instead of cleaning the kitchen for the fifth time, she really ought to see if she can find a place for all the extra Ladies' Home Journals she bought for the coupons.