That title got your attention, no doubt.
More fabulous Christmas gift ideas from the November 1960 House Beautiful, home of the Gift Box of Idaho Potatoes. Such as the World's Shortest Nightie. Clearly, they have a bunch of full-time comedians on staff at Greenland Studios, and they have been working overtime.
I don't think "discussing how foolish we can be" is a fun topic though. That usually leads to happy hours of dialogue like this:
Yeah, well, leaving the turkey out where the cats could get it, that was pretty lame!
Oh, and like you've never done anything stupid, right? Who left the freezer door open all night, huh? It wasn't me and it wasn't the cats.
That's right, they were too busy eating the leftover turkey!
Also that woman looks like she's turned into a wooden-hanger mermaid. That's not good, is it? And she looks like she's gritting her teeth through that smile.
So let's move on to the whiskey toothpaste. Maybe that'll cheer her up. The ad says that when you start using this stuff you can "start living." Wow, really? So I guess everything up to this point has been just a dress rehearsal.
I don't think mint toothpaste flavored with scotch or bourbon is really going to be all that good, though. Not unless they also sold a mouthwash that tasted like Coke.